• 10th - “Scattered f#$%ing showers, my ass!”; Noah, 4314 BC
• 9th - “How the f#$% did you work that out?”; Pythagoras, 126 BC
• 8th -”You want WHAT on the f#$%ing ceiling?”; Michelangelo, 1566
• 7th - “Where did all those f#$%ing Indians come from?”; Custer, 1877
• 6th - “It does so f#$%ing look like her!”; Picasso, 1926
• 5th -”Where the f#$% are we?”; Amelia Earhart, 1937
• 4th - “Any f#$%ing idiot could understand that.”; Einstein, 1938
• 3rd - “What the f#$% was that?”; Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
• 2nd - “I need this parade like I need a f#$%ing hole in the head.”; JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word…

“Aw c’mon. Who the F#$% is going to find out?”; Bill Clinton, 1997