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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A Blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I have lost it and need a new one. She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there.” He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Of course, its right there.”
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Why are men such jerks?

It’s a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormones modify behavior. We’re just misunderstood.

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