Journal de Gaston Wilson, CPA

A journey down the road of life………

Archive for April, 2006

Wednesday
Apr 26,2006

This blogger makes no claims as to the accuracy or effectiveness of these interpretations.  Reader’s use of the information obtained below subsequent to this post is assumed at your own risk……..With that said - Here’s the list!

  • FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  • FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  • NOTHING- This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
  • GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!
  • LOUD SIGH - Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
  • THAT’S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  • THANKS - This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Monday
Apr 24,2006

We made it to London and back! Here are links to three slide-shows on Phanfare capsulizing the trip we took from April 20 - 24, 2006.

The slide-shows are divided up into the albums to highlight the events as they happened. We were there for 5 days, but Day 3 ended up being the most scenic, hence its own album (the photo in the middle). Our first two days of sight-seeing are captured on the first album (the first photo on the left). Days 4 and 5 of more sight-seeing, and Don Lawrence’s running of the London Marathon are captured in the last album (the photo on the right) via the pictorial and short video.