OK - it may not be the best title to this hilarious entry but CHECK THIS OUT. Kelly got an especially huge laugh at these since she works in verbal branding and reviews product and branding names to make sure they don’t end up becoming the fiascoes presented.
The link is to a list of very funny website names that are REAL (try them). I think you’ll see why it’s so funny - but to get you started, try this one- www.penisland.net.
Once again, for the link, CLICK HERE.
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Max left me a comment about the “Snakes on a Plane” philosophy. The post is about a year old, but with the upcoming movie release staring Samuel L. Jackson, it’s still fresh! The basic gist of the philosophy is that the term “Snakes on a Plane“= Sh*t Happens”. If you’re looking for a new philosophy for the upcoming Fall season check it out!
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On the lighter side (Click image to enlarge)
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WHEN YOU ARE IN TOO DEEP,
LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
& SAY NOTHING!!!
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This post has been copied from here and provided on the blog for easy access. I have to admit that each of the little gems below holds a bit too much truth than I’d like to admit………..(thank goodness #7’s not true, although my 11 year old son does……)
- Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
- Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
- You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
- You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
- Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
- You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff”.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
- You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save Your sorry old ass.
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- Pass My Shotgun
- Psychotic Mood Shift
- Perpetual Munching Spree
- Puffy Mid-Section
- People Make me Sick
- Provide Me with Sweets
- Pardon My Sobbing
- Pimples May Surface
- Pass My Sweat pants
- Pissy Mood Syndrome
- Plainly; Men Suck
- Pack My Stuff; and my favorite one …
- Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning.
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The X-Rays below were taken after I was experiencing pain in my arms and shoulder. Click on the Image to go to the complete set.
My Chiropractor found that the “C” curve in my neck is, for the most part, non-existent. So since July, I have been going to regular Chiropractic sessions which have helped me tremendously. If there is anyone reading this entry that has any experience at interpreting X-Rays and would like to offer me their opinion - drop me a line. Clicking on the image above will take you to a slide-show with entertainment accompaniment. If you’d just like to take a look at the photos, click here.
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